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Wednesday, August 31, 2011
two fifty three is how it will be
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"i would like my applesauce in pills"
googleable equivalent:
I would like my account deleted
-ez
you're sad
then done
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
252 is totally true
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"You can lead a whore to slaughter but"
googleable equivalent:
You can lead a whore to culture
but you can't
make em think
-ez
Saturday, June 18, 2011
two fifty one has kind of been done
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"Life is a highway, I won't abide it."
googleable equivalent:
"Life is a highway, I wanna ride it."
All night(s are) long.
-ez
Monday, April 25, 2011
two fifty is too nifty
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"I burn the candle to no end"
googleable equivalent:
I burn the candle at both ends
yawn.
-ez
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
two forty nine is nicely aligned
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"The pleasure is all fine"
googleable equivalent:
The pleasure is all mine
it's funny because
i knew
-ez
Thursday, April 7, 2011
more like two forty great
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"Good try, cruel world!"
googleable equivalent:
Good old college try
at this point google just
unnecessarily echos me.
-ez
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
347's a message from heaven
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"The glass is half null"
googleable equivalent:
The glass is half full jokes
i win!
not that that means anything.
-ez
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
two forty six that was quick
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"Burns with the fire of a thousand puns"
googleable equivalent:
Burns with the fire of a thousand suns
am i only dreaming
or is this burning
an infernal game?
-ez
Monday, March 14, 2011
two forty five
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"Everything's summing up roses."
googleable equivalent:
Everything's summer
if
summer is one who sums
then
i am everything's summer.
and
i go around all year
in summer dress.
-ez
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
two for three.
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"It's the blot that counts"
googleable equivalent:
It's the blood of the lamb
- ez
Monday, March 7, 2011
Two for tea? One.
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"Life is a short walk on a long pier"
googleable equivalent:
Life is a short warm moment
it grows cold
it grows cold
i will bear
the bottoms of my trousers rolled
.
-ez
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
two for tea.
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
What's old is ew
googleable equivalent:
"What's old is new again"
what's new again
is ew.
-ez
Saturday, February 19, 2011
two thirty nine. fine.
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"Life is a toy that bores me"
googleable equivalent:
Life is a tough crowd taylor swift
point, me.
life is a chore that buoys me.
-ez
Friday, February 18, 2011
two thirty eight. great.
ungoogleable phrase, mine: "
In a vacation ship"
googleable equivalent:
In a vacation mood
it's not you. i just need
out of this vacation ship.
-ez
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
237
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"Shameless self devotion"
googleable equivalent:
Shameless self deprecation
shame
deference
-ez
Friday, February 11, 2011
236 sticks
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"You make me want to see a better man"
googleable equivalent:
You make me want to shout
-ez
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
235 jives
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"I spurn something new every day"
googleable equivalent:
I spurn thee like a cur
out of my way!
-ez
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
234. more is more.
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"It never pains but it bores"
googleable equivalent:
It never pays to
it never pays, too.
-ez
Monday, January 31, 2011
233 is really me
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"Up for anything except keeps"
googleable equivalent:
Up for anything meaning
touche, google.
nobody up for anything
can ever be up for keeps.
-ez
Sunday, January 30, 2011
232 is actually true
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"I have a wandering I"
googleable equivalent(s):
I have a wandering eye / I have a wandering mind
there is no
i
in
dream
-ez
Thursday, January 27, 2011
two thirty one is plenty fun
ungoogleable phrase, mine:
"Part triple x, part triple z"
googleable equivalent:
One part triple sec
& there you have it.
the recipe for Adult Life.
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