178 is up to date

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Do I look sad in this dress?"

googleable equivalent: Why do I look sad


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177.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Turn a man to think"

googleable equivalent: Turn a man on with words


by mistake i sort of typed
turn a man on
with birds

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turning tricks for 176

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I'm less than just a pretty face"

googleable equivalent: I'm learning to share


it's funny, isn't it. to think of these grown-up people
sitting at their desks. just now
learning to share?

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175. we're still alive.

ungoogleable phrase, michael shilling: "That wish is wondering"

googleable equivalent: That whistling song


nobody does it better.

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there's more to 174.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I dreamed about your brother"

googleable equivalent: I dreamed about you last night


o brother.

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i meant to do 172

ungoogleable phrase, katie jaeger: "Euphemisms for sex lube"

googleable equivalent: Euphemisms for second-hand


gently loved. this post came to me
gently loved.

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173 won't let me be

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Wrong maid, right?"

googleable equivalent: Wrong mailing address


i like my wrongs
made rites

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171 & the day is young.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "The biased form of humor"

googleable equivalent: The bias of communication


the pun is the highest
form of communication

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170

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "What do phantom bells portend"

googleable equivalent: What do pharmacists do


oh jeez.

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169. be quiet, i'm fine.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Fateful today & every day"

googleable equivalent: Fateful triangle


that seems rather
pointed.

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one sixty, eight.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "The getting fatter matter"

googleable equivalent: The getting pregnant plan


six of one, half a dozen of the other.

perhaps i'll celebrate w.
a trip to the psychiatrist!

-ez

one sixty seven is an odd number. & a thrilling one.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Frankly, I couldn't wear less"

googleable equivalent: Frankly I don't give a damn


oh google how i love you. this takes me back to
sixty is the new me.

oh google you're dreamy.

one six six

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Enthralling table manners"

googleable equivalent: Enthralling thesaurus


mine is so much better than google's but
what else is new?

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one sixty five is as good as the next

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Rotten: the fabric of our lives."

googleable equivalent: Rotten the fall


& still i feel puntastic

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164. a bore?

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Be the bigger plan"

googleable equivalent: Be the bigger person


total snooze-fest

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one sixty three is up to me

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Suicide makes us human"

googleable equivalent: when suicide makes sense


you tell 'em, google.

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162

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Are there jellyfish at night?"

googleable equivalent: Are there Jews in Germany


creepy.

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161 should trouble you some.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Luckiest day to die"

googleable equivalent: Luckiest day to get married


this reminds me of my clever tombstone idea #1027
"just buried!"

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160

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "O Bother, why hast thou overtaken me?"

googleable equivalent: O brother where art thou


i'm just a little black raincloud!
hovering under the honeytree

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159 is totally mine

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "All sizzle, no stakes"

googleable equivalent: All sizzle no steak


predictable, yes. but
there are worse things in life.

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it's not too late for 158

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "A lady never reveals her rate"

googleable equivalent: A lady never asks and a gentleman never tells


that's swell. truthful too.

-ez