one sixty seven is an odd number. & a thrilling one.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Frankly, I couldn't wear less"

googleable equivalent: Frankly I don't give a damn


oh google how i love you. this takes me back to
sixty is the new me.

oh google you're dreamy.

one six six

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Enthralling table manners"

googleable equivalent: Enthralling thesaurus


mine is so much better than google's but
what else is new?

-ez

one sixty five is as good as the next

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Rotten: the fabric of our lives."

googleable equivalent: Rotten the fall


& still i feel puntastic

-ez

164. a bore?

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Be the bigger plan"

googleable equivalent: Be the bigger person


total snooze-fest

-ez

one sixty three is up to me

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Suicide makes us human"

googleable equivalent: when suicide makes sense


you tell 'em, google.

-ez

162

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Are there jellyfish at night?"

googleable equivalent: Are there Jews in Germany


creepy.

-ez

161 should trouble you some.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Luckiest day to die"

googleable equivalent: Luckiest day to get married


this reminds me of my clever tombstone idea #1027
"just buried!"

-ez

160

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "O Bother, why hast thou overtaken me?"

googleable equivalent: O brother where art thou


i'm just a little black raincloud!
hovering under the honeytree

-ez

159 is totally mine

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "All sizzle, no stakes"

googleable equivalent: All sizzle no steak


predictable, yes. but
there are worse things in life.

-ez

it's not too late for 158

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "A lady never reveals her rate"

googleable equivalent: A lady never asks and a gentleman never tells


that's swell. truthful too.

-ez

157 may take me to heaven

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I believe in the separation of Church and Fate"

googleable equivalent: I believe in the sun even when it's not shining


good answer.

-ez

156 is a habit that sticks

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "How do you know if you're internet famous?"

googleable equivalent: How do you know if you're internally bleeding

i guess it's something
one feels in one's gut

thanks google!

-ez

155

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Nothing a beer with the president can't fix"

googleable equivalent: Nothing a chorus line backing track


lol

-ez

more! more! 154!

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I put the lavish in slavish"

googleable equivalent: I put the laughter in slaughter


but can i make a cherry pie?

-ez

153

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Evolution of the term stalker"

googleable equivalent: Evolution of the tragic hero


or does the evolution of the term "stalker" coincide
with the devolution of the tragic hero?

-ez

& one fifty two is through

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Important living nuns"

googleable equivalent: Important life questions


so few words are typed with a capital i before m
that i initially put an apostrophe
in both i'mportants.

-ez

so one fifty one is done

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I have always relied on the blindness of danger"

googleable equivalent: I have always relied on the kindness of strangers


different sameness

-ez

one fifty is twice as nifty

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I always wanted to be a Hemingway"

googleable equivalent: I always wanted to be doctor


opposites refract?
that's what?
i always say.

-ez

i'm a 149-er

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "The weather is dutiful wish you were here"

googleable equivalent: The weather is here wish you were beautiful


speaking of my project, it's lonely at the
--stop.

-ez

148

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Medieval equivalent of horror films"

googleable equivalent: Medieval equipment


i guess most medieval equipment was pretty horrible?

-ez

147

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Define command of the English language"

googleable equivalent: Define command & control


a fine command of the english language

-ez