Wednesday, August 31, 2011

two fifty three is how it will be

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "i would like my applesauce in pills"

googleable equivalent: I would like my account deleted


-ez

you're sad
then done


Tuesday, August 30, 2011

252 is totally true

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "You can lead a whore to slaughter but"

googleable equivalent: You can lead a whore to culture


but you can't
make em think

-ez

Saturday, June 18, 2011

two fifty one has kind of been done

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Life is a highway, I won't abide it."

googleable equivalent: "Life is a highway, I wanna ride it."


All night(s are) long.

-ez

Monday, April 25, 2011

two fifty is too nifty

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I burn the candle to no end"

googleable equivalent: I burn the candle at both ends


yawn.

-ez

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

two forty nine is nicely aligned

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "The pleasure is all fine"

googleable equivalent: The pleasure is all mine


it's funny because
i knew

-ez

Thursday, April 7, 2011

more like two forty great

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Good try, cruel world!"

googleable equivalent: Good old college try


at this point google just
unnecessarily echos me.

-ez

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

347's a message from heaven

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "The glass is half null"

googleable equivalent: The glass is half full jokes


i win!

not that that means anything.

-ez

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

two forty six that was quick

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Burns with the fire of a thousand puns"

googleable equivalent: Burns with the fire of a thousand suns


am i only dreaming
or is this burning
an infernal game?

-ez

Monday, March 14, 2011

two forty five

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Everything's summing up roses."

googleable equivalent: Everything's summer


if summer is one who sums
then i am everything's summer.

and i go around all year
in summer dress.

-ez

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

two for three.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "It's the blot that counts"

googleable equivalent: It's the blood of the lamb


- ez

Monday, March 7, 2011

Two for tea? One.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Life is a short walk on a long pier"

googleable equivalent: Life is a short warm moment


it grows cold
it grows cold


-ez

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

two for tea.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: What's old is ew

googleable equivalent: "What's old is new again"


what's new again
is ew.

-ez

Saturday, February 19, 2011

two thirty nine. fine.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Life is a toy that bores me"

googleable equivalent: Life is a tough crowd taylor swift


point, me.

life is a chore that buoys me.

-ez

Friday, February 18, 2011

two thirty eight. great.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "In a vacation ship"

googleable equivalent: In a vacation mood


it's not you. i just need
out of this vacation ship.

-ez

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

237

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Shameless self devotion"

googleable equivalent: Shameless self deprecation


shame
deference

-ez

Friday, February 11, 2011

236 sticks

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "You make me want to see a better man"

googleable equivalent: You make me want to shout


-ez


Tuesday, February 8, 2011

235 jives

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I spurn something new every day"

googleable equivalent: I spurn thee like a cur


out of my way!

-ez

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

234. more is more.

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "It never pains but it bores"

googleable equivalent:
It never pays to


it never pays, too.

-ez

Monday, January 31, 2011

233 is really me

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Up for anything except keeps"

googleable equivalent: Up for anything meaning


touche, google.
nobody up for anything
can ever be up for keeps.

-ez

Sunday, January 30, 2011

232 is actually true

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I have a wandering I"

googleable equivalent(s): I have a wandering eye / I have a wandering mind


there is no i in dream

-ez

Thursday, January 27, 2011

two thirty one is plenty fun

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Part triple x, part triple z"

googleable equivalent: One part triple sec


& there you have it.
the recipe for Adult Life.