26 & 27

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Pink underwear is good luck on New Year's"

googleable equivalent: Pink underwear prison

dedicated to my 7th grade bff, whitney

& one to grow on:

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Can't wait to dance on the grave of 2008!"

googleable equivalent: Can't wait to meet you poem

-ez

1/4

ungoogleable phrase, kyla harris & me: "It's art deco and I love it"

googleable equivalent: It's art dad

greetings from nicaragua & ann arbor

praise be to skype

-ez

i'm that old

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I can't find an ungoogleable phrase"

googleable equivalent: I can't find any weed

-ez

23

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "First late, then never"

& tonight the googleable equivalent 

can't hold a candle to me.  

-ez

22

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Not a nice night for a walk"

googleable equivalent: Not a nice guy

at least i have my new raincoat!

-ez

blackjack!

ungoogleable phrase, lowen liu: "Jesus is my second reader"

googleable equivalent: Jesus is my sensei

happy boxing day!

-ez

twenty!

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I'm building a snowman with my brother"

googleable equivalent: I'm building a cathedral 

true story

-ez

legal drinking age in canada

ungoogleable phrase, magali bailey: "All I can hear is the sound of high heels"

googleable equivalent: All I can do is write about it

WOW for the baileys!!

-ez

barely legal

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I like it when he calls me by his ex-girlfriend's name"

googleable equivalent: I like it when you die

it looks like even google has a bone to pick with me!

-ez

17

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I'm a celebrity to celebrities"

googleable equivalent: I'm a celebrity get me out of here

-ez

sweet sixteen

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I want a raincoat for Christmas"

ungoogleable equivalent(s):  I want a rich man / I want a red dress

to thine own self be

-ez

15

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I wish there was a Mad Men Christmas special"

googleable equivalent: I wish there was a God

sigh.  

-ez

make it 14 for luck

ungoogleable: "Santa is real and imminent."  

googleable: Santa is real proof

thus i spake, & made it so.  

-ez

13... it's a difficult age

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I yawn when I'm dizzy"

googleable equivalent: I yawn a lot

well I've always been a dizzy little dame.  

-ez

dozen matter

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I take the fun out of functioning"

googleable equivalent: I take the 5th

now I'm off to put the show in the shower.  

-ez

eleven (11)

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I know what this means to my mother"

googleable equivalent: I know what I like

isn't that the way of the world?

-ez

nervous tension

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "make myself like cleaning"

googleable equivalent: make myself look dead

the internet has always been full of helpful advice.

-ez

zinnemann's 9th

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I have never been less in love"

googleable equivalent: I have never been loved like this before

-ez

a baker's seven

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I prefer my name spelled differently"

googleable equivalent: I prefer my husband now he's a woman.  

i waited all day to post this one.  

-ez

seven minutes in heaven

ungoogleable phrase: "I love Emily Zinnemann"

one googleable equivalent: I love everything

but i'm unique & unrepeatable, sad face.  

-ez

six sides to every story

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "enjoying my breakfast of coca-cola"

googleable equivalent: enjoying my day off

if only!  but maybe every day is a day off with emily zinnemann.

-ez

five

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I went to the dentist and he took out all my teeth"

googleable equivalent: I went to the desert on a horse with no name

well those both sound fun to me.  

oops, sarcasm is the lowest form of humor.  

-ez

that's fourable

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I'm so hungry I could eat my own dog"

googleable equivalent(s):  I'm so hungry I could eat a zebra  /   I'm so hungry I could eat arby's

google: 1.  

emily zinnemann: 0.

-ez

once, twice, thrice

ungoogleable question, mine: "can you swim in olive oil?"

googleable equivalent: can you swim in beer

oh.

-ez

second ungoogleable phrase

ungoogleable phrase, greg schutz: "having a good time is payment enough"

googleable equivalent: having a good time queen

don't know. do you?

-ez

tonight's ungoogleable question

ungoogleable, mine: "is a ghost resetting my thermostat?"

googleable equivalent: is a ghost following me? 

that's spooky, isn't it?  

-ez