Emily Zinnemann's Blog of Ungoogleable Phrases

two fifty three is how it will be

2011-08-31T14:55:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "i would like my applesauce in pills"

googleable equivalent: I would like my account deleted

-ez

you're sad

then done

252 is totally true

2011-08-30T02:22:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "You can lead a whore to slaughter but"

googleable equivalent: You can lead a whore to culture

but you can't

make em think

-ez

two fifty one has kind of been done

2011-06-18T02:57:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Life is a highway, I won't abide it."

googleable equivalent: "Life is a highway, I wanna ride it."

All night(s are) long.

-ez

two fifty is too nifty

2011-04-25T21:33:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I burn the candle to no end"

googleable equivalent: I burn the candle at both ends

yawn.

-ez

two forty nine is nicely aligned

2011-04-20T14:33:00.001-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "The pleasure is all fine"

googleable equivalent: The pleasure is all mine

it's funny because

i knew

-ez

more like two forty great

2011-04-07T15:23:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Good try, cruel world!"

googleable equivalent: Good old college try

at this point google just

unnecessarily echos me.

-ez

347's a message from heaven

2011-03-29T19:15:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "The glass is half null"

googleable equivalent: The glass is half full jokes

i win!

not that that means anything.

-ez

two forty six that was quick

2011-03-15T01:43:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Burns with the fire of a thousand puns"

googleable equivalent: Burns with the fire of a thousand suns

am i only dreaming

or is this burning

an infernal game?

-ez

two forty five

2011-03-14T14:59:00.004-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Everything's summing up roses."

googleable equivalent: Everything's summer

if summer is one who sums

then i am everything's summer.

and i go around all year

in summer dress.

-ez

two for three.

2011-03-08T16:46:00.001-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "It's the blot that counts"

googleable equivalent: It's the blood of the lamb

- ez

Two for tea? One.

2011-03-07T15:26:00.004-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Life is a short walk on a long pier"

googleable equivalent: Life is a short warm moment

it grows cold

i will bear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

-ez

two for tea.

2011-02-22T00:01:00.001-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: What's old is ew

googleable equivalent: "What's old is new again"

what's new again

is ew.

-ez

two thirty nine. fine.

2011-02-19T14:22:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Life is a toy that bores me"

googleable equivalent: Life is a tough crowd taylor swift

point, me.

life is a chore that buoys me.

-ez

two thirty eight. great.

2011-02-18T04:22:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "In a vacation ship"

googleable equivalent: In a vacation mood

it's not you. i just need

out of this vacation ship.

-ez

237

2011-02-15T18:09:00.001-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Shameless self devotion"

googleable equivalent: Shameless self deprecation

shame

deference

-ez

236 sticks

2011-02-11T15:25:00.001-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "You make me want to see a better man"

googleable equivalent: You make me want to shout

-ez

235 jives

2011-02-08T16:39:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I spurn something new every day"

googleable equivalent: I spurn thee like a cur

out of my way!

-ez

234. more is more.

2011-02-02T02:36:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "It never pains but it bores"

googleable equivalent: It never pays to

it never pays, too.

-ez

233 is really me

2011-01-31T16:38:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Up for anything except keeps"

googleable equivalent: Up for anything meaning

touche, google.

nobody up for anything

can ever be up for keeps.

-ez

232 is actually true

2011-01-30T15:34:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I have a wandering I"

googleable equivalent(s): I have a wandering eye / I have a wandering mind

there is no i in dream

-ez

two thirty one is plenty fun

2011-01-27T20:43:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Part triple x, part triple z"

googleable equivalent: One part triple sec

& there you have it.

the recipe for Adult Life.

two thirty fights dirty

2011-01-13T16:24:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I put the u in snub"

googleable equivalent: I put the urban

on its skin?

-ez

two twenty nine was fine

2011-01-12T02:09:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Pillowfighting in heaven"

googleable equivalent: Pillowfighting girls

let it snow
let it oh
let it oh!

-ez

two twenty eight was fate

2011-01-06T13:12:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I thank you under the table"

googleable equivalent: I thank you god for most this amazing day

pour me another

-ez

227

2011-01-01T16:56:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "You make me want to be a clever man"

googleable equivalent: You make me want to be a better man

obviously.

-ez

226

2010-12-25T04:38:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "You can't wrap prescience"

googleable equivalent: You can't wrap your arms around a memory lyrics

happy christmas to all
& to all a good night.

-ez

2morrow is december 25

2010-12-24T19:28:00.005-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Accept the gifts I can't exchange"

googleable equivalent: Accept the gifts we offer

happy birthday jesus!
hope you like frankincense.

-ez

2+2=4

2010-12-15T00:06:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Lazing into the abyss"

googleable equivalent: Lazing in the foggy dew

ho. ho hum.
phasing into the abyss.

-ez

223 is funny to me

2010-12-14T18:44:00.025-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: [There's] "No such thing as badly decomposed"*

googleable equivalent: No such thing as bad weather just the wrong clothes**

very metaphysical,
& it rhymes!***

-ez

*iambic pentameter
**trochee, dactyl, trochee, trochee, iamb.
***where it is equal to or greater than me &/or interchangeable with.

222 is just(ly) for you

2010-12-13T18:09:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Mostly pseudo-silence"

googleable equivalent: Mostly psalms

i would classify most prayer
as a form of pseudo-silence.

also, everything else!

-ez

2twenty-one is a big birthday

2010-12-09T01:42:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I am the creep whisperer"

googleable equivalent: I am the creeper

one for me,
one for you.

-ez

220

2010-12-03T15:14:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "All roads lead to Jonathan Franzen"

googleable equivalent: All roads lead to Johannesburg

they also swerve
he only stands & waits

get it

-ez

too 19

2010-12-02T23:59:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "To protect the things I can't estrange"

googleable equivalent: To protect the world from devastation

if things don't change
i'll soma vacation.

-ez

218

2010-11-29T12:59:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Collaboratrix extraordinaire"

googleable equivalent: Collabatrices horizontales

well, i specialize in all dimensions
including-- but not limited to-- space
with a strong emphasis on
vertical movement in both directions.

all best.
-ez

oh oh oh two one seven.

2010-11-23T01:26:00.001-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Groan into my looks"

googleable equivalent: Groan inducing puns

omgoogle i'm having
groan inducing fun

-ez

whereas two sixteen is keen.

2010-11-22T01:06:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Man is nothing if not miraculous"

googleable equivalent: A man is nothing if ain't got a friend

on thee do i wait
all the day!

-ez

two fifteen is mean.

2010-11-17T23:53:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "It's funny because it's through"

googleable equivalent: It's funny because it's true.

yep.
that was

-ez

214. It's a trouble feature.

2010-11-14T01:43:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "The internet is my poetry now."

googleable equivalent: [see attached]

-ez

you better not make me count 2thirteen

2010-11-14T01:30:00.004-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Smart people more likely to be religious."

googleable equivalent: Smart people more depressed

despair of the future
is disloyalty to god

1000x goodnite.

212, for 10-21-10

2010-10-21T14:28:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "You bled my mind"

googleable equivalent: You bled chords

i don't know what that means
it's because you're bleeding, my mind.

-ez

immediately in the wake of... two one one

2010-10-18T22:10:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Fake these skills and call me in the morning."

googleable equivalent: Fake thesaurus

physician, physician
announce the report
i've caught the unfortunate malady
of ______ you.

two-ten. & then?

2010-10-12T18:09:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I tend to overdrink things"

googleable equivalent: I tend to make hasty decisions

the two go hand in
hand over fist

-ez

2 oh nein!

2010-09-24T19:24:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Ironic sext"

googleable equivalent: Ironic sexism

it's too

-ez

but if i had to perish 2wice, i think i kn0w enough of h8

2010-09-23T10:03:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "An abject devotion remains devotion"

googleable equivalent: An abject apology

2 say that 4 destruction ice
is also gr8 & wd suffice.

-ez

there is a heaven. 207.

2010-09-16T01:47:00.004-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I'll swell in love & war"

googleable equivalent: I'll swear I'll change

outlook: bore me.

-ez

206 doesn't mix

2010-09-14T23:25:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "What would the neighbors drink?"

googleable equivalent: What would the neighbors think?

i'll think my neighbors under the table
while loving them as myself

-ez

zero zero zero two zero five

2010-09-13T18:57:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Even my initials are ez"

googleable equivalent: Even my dentist hates when I floss

way to go em &
eminem.

-ez

continue on to, oh, 6

2010-08-25T13:46:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Virtue before discipline"

googleable equivalent: Virtue betrayed

i don't know,
i woke up & it was written on my hand.

-ez

205

2010-07-07T20:55:00.001-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Famous religious comedians"

googleable equivalent: Famous religious conflicts

if you want to make god laugh...
nothing can make god laugh

:(

-ez

to owe for

2010-06-17T16:34:00.001-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "You're under-caressed."

googleable equivalent: You're under arrest sugar

-ez

two... oh (baby makes) three.

2010-04-29T04:12:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "We travel in the same spirals"

googleable equivalent: How we will travel in the future

turning & turning in the widening...

but this is circular thinking.

-ez

two. oh, one.

2010-04-20T02:28:00.001-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Are tan lines trashy?"

googleable equivalent: Are tan lines attractive

-ez

200

2010-04-12T03:58:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I didn't catch your fame"

googleable equivalent: I didn't catch your name

sorry, david strathairn

you were nice &

i know it now.

-ez

I do 199 all the time

2010-04-09T17:51:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Eroticizing your mother"

googleable equivalent: Erosion

god grant me the obscenity

to infect the things i cannot change

--ez.

there's a fine line between love & (19)8

2010-04-06T22:09:00.004-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Othering the erotic"

googleable equivlanet: Othering the other

look at me, i'm quixoticizing the other.

-ez

good heaven! it's one nine seven

2010-04-05T02:30:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "God's delirious plan"

googleable equivalent: God's delight in us

easter easter read all about it

-ez

196 from the bag of tricks

2010-04-02T11:13:00.004-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I put the trouble in penetrable"

googleable equivalent: I put the turkey on the toilet and it died on the toilet

gobble

[the rest is silence]

-ez

195. omg. it's alive.

2010-03-27T00:11:00.001-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Is this ungoogleable?"

googleable equivalent: Is this universe real?

is it? is it?

-ez

194. more! more! more!

2010-03-24T03:55:00.006-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: Having an affair with a fairy man

googleable equiavlent: Having an affair with a friend

my friend lives in a snapdragon

at the bottom of the garden.

-ez

yippee, it's 193

2010-03-21T18:22:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Hold tight, sweet ladies"

googleable equivalent: Hold tight song

a thousand times hold tight!

-ez

boo hoo, it's 192.

2010-03-20T01:38:00.001-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Young for your rage"

googleable equivalent: Looking young for your age

rhyming is everything.

-ez

191-- lo! the fun.

2010-03-16T01:49:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "No rest for the theory"

googleable equivalent: No rest for the wicked wow

my weariness brings

all the boys to the yard.

-ez

190! that's fat.

2010-03-15T02:34:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Quick death for snails"

googleable equivalent: Quick death methods

sorry, snail. I didn't see you

& now this is taking

even

crunch.

-ez

oh, fine. one ate nine.

2010-03-13T23:49:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Custody Weekend the band"

googleable equivalent: Custody West Virginia

that doesn't make any sense, but

goog works in delirious ways

-ez

188 is a strong word

2010-03-12T01:41:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Much like any bother"

googleable equivalent: Much like falling

today was a day

much like any other,

bother.

-ez

187 rhymes with heaven

2010-03-04T04:05:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Jazz for the dying"

googleable equivalent: Jazz for the quiet times

icu,

uc me.

xxo,

luv,

-ez.

186 might even stick

2010-02-24T02:58:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "A self-hating you"

googleable equivalent: A self-help assistance program

i'm a self-hating u

paging dr. g-d

-ez

185 she leaps she dives

2010-02-02T06:51:00.005-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "A thing of beauty is a joy[,] whatever"

googleable equivalent: A thing of beauty is a joy forever[,] meaning[?]

& hello sunrise, fancy
meeting you again

-ez

1_84

2010-01-29T20:33:00.004-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "My intellectual prequel"

googleable equivalent: Protect my intellectual property

oh, let the prequels
write the sequels.

- e the original z

183 is totally me

2010-01-18T20:05:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "The fraud of your idolatry"

googleable equivalent: The fraud of feminism

good fraud, this is dreary.

-ez

182 is totally you

2010-01-16T17:52:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "FML tombstone"

googleable equivalent: FML today

_ before t except after me

-ez

181

2010-01-09T13:16:00.004-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Google is wasted on the googleable"

googleable equivalent: Google is watching you

big bro, that's what we in the industry
refer to as a non-sequitur.
but ok.

-ez

180 is totally weighty

2010-01-07T18:46:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I like being unpunished"

googleable equivalent: I like being unperfect

the two go hand in hand
the two should start a band

-ez

179. goodbye 09!

2010-01-04T01:13:00.004-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Do women experience joy?"

googleable equivalent: How soon do women experience pregnancy symptoms

i'm watching a show about google right now.
cnbc is kind of doing what i did first
(& more subtly).

but i don't hold it against them.

i hope google didn't make me pregnant just now.

-ez

178 is up to date

2009-12-14T16:13:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Do I look sad in this dress?"

googleable equivalent: Why do I look sad

-ez

177.

2009-12-13T22:08:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Turn a man to think"

googleable equivalent: Turn a man on with words

by mistake i sort of typed
turn a man on
with birds

-ez

turning tricks for 176

2009-12-03T15:26:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I'm less than just a pretty face"

googleable equivalent: I'm learning to share

it's funny, isn't it. to think of these grown-up people
sitting at their desks. just now
learning to share?

-ez

175. we're still alive.

2009-11-27T22:08:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, michael shilling: "That wish is wondering"

googleable equivalent: That whistling song

nobody does it better.

-ez

there's more to 174.

2009-11-20T03:53:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I dreamed about your brother"

googleable equivalent: I dreamed about you last night

o brother.

-ez

i meant to do 172

2009-11-16T17:53:00.004-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, katie jaeger: "Euphemisms for sex lube"

googleable equivalent: Euphemisms for second-hand

gently loved. this post came to me
gently loved.

-ez

173 won't let me be

2009-11-12T22:02:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Wrong maid, right?"

googleable equivalent: Wrong mailing address

i like my wrongs
made rites

-ez

171 & the day is young.

2009-11-10T04:58:00.002-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "The biased form of humor"

googleable equivalent: The bias of communication

the pun is the highest
form of communication

-ez

170

2009-11-09T08:58:00.001-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "What do phantom bells portend"

googleable equivalent: What do pharmacists do

oh jeez.

-ez

169. be quiet, i'm fine.

2009-11-07T20:51:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Fateful today & every day"

googleable equivalent: Fateful triangle

that seems rather
pointed.

-ez

one sixty, eight.

2009-11-06T16:03:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "The getting fatter matter"

googleable equivalent: The getting pregnant plan

six of one, half a dozen of the other.

perhaps i'll celebrate w.
a trip to the psychiatrist!

-ez

one sixty seven is an odd number. & a thrilling one.

2009-11-05T15:17:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Frankly, I couldn't wear less"

googleable equivalent: Frankly I don't give a damn

oh google how i love you. this takes me back to
sixty is the new me.

oh google you're dreamy.

one six six

2009-11-05T02:23:00.003-05:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Enthralling table manners"

googleable equivalent: Enthralling thesaurus

mine is so much better than google's but
what else is new?

-ez

one sixty five is as good as the next

2009-10-22T19:45:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Rotten: the fabric of our lives."

googleable equivalent: Rotten the fall

& still i feel puntastic

-ez

164. a bore?

2009-09-25T02:55:00.001-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Be the bigger plan"

googleable equivalent: Be the bigger person

total snooze-fest

-ez

one sixty three is up to me

2009-09-24T22:50:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Suicide makes us human"

googleable equivalent: when suicide makes sense

you tell 'em, google.

-ez

162

2009-09-07T22:59:00.001-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Are there jellyfish at night?"

googleable equivalent: Are there Jews in Germany

creepy.

-ez

161 should trouble you some.

2009-09-05T21:56:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Luckiest day to die"

googleable equivalent: Luckiest day to get married

this reminds me of my clever tombstone idea #1027
"just buried!"

-ez

160

2009-08-23T01:08:00.004-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "O Bother, why hast thou overtaken me?"

googleable equivalent: O brother where art thou

i'm just a little black raincloud!
hovering under the honeytree

-ez

159 is totally mine

2009-08-17T05:28:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "All sizzle, no stakes"

googleable equivalent: All sizzle no steak

predictable, yes. but
there are worse things in life.

-ez

it's not too late for 158

2009-08-06T03:58:00.001-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "A lady never reveals her rate"

googleable equivalent: A lady never asks and a gentleman never tells

that's swell. truthful too.

-ez

157 may take me to heaven

2009-08-02T05:54:00.002-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I believe in the separation of Church and Fate"

googleable equivalent: I believe in the sun even when it's not shining

good answer.

-ez

156 is a habit that sticks

2009-07-30T18:28:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "How do you know if you're internet famous?"

googleable equivalent: How do you know if you're internally bleeding

i guess it's something
one feels in one's gut

thanks google!

-ez

155

2009-07-25T14:06:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Nothing a beer with the president can't fix"

googleable equivalent: Nothing a chorus line backing track

lol

-ez

more! more! 154!

2009-07-23T01:59:00.001-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "I put the lavish in slavish"

googleable equivalent: I put the laughter in slaughter

but can i make a cherry pie?

-ez

153

2009-07-18T16:23:00.003-04:00

ungoogleable phrase, mine: "Evolution of the term stalker"

googleable equivalent: Evolution of the tragic hero

or does the evolution of the term "stalker" coincide
with the devolution of the tragic hero?

-ez